Svakom Keri

Keri is that sweet toy I always wanted to tickle. She is so mind and has so many vibration modes. Lowest speed feels pulsating and when I double click her twice, she starts a rocking motion throughout her body. This is a unbelievable toy and is very satisfying. An amazing toy to use with my hubby when we are being open and creative. 

She is so quiet, much more than other toys I have and I have a lot, has a long neck and a thick head, similar shape like a spoon. I love that I can charge the Keri for 6-8 hours and the Keri will last me for days! Perfect for getting something quick and not have to worry and lose the mood! 

The silicone is so smooth, easy to wash and waterproof. A lot smaller than I thought but perfect to position on my body. Feels amazing!!!! I love it! I can tell that this is high quality silicone and not some toy.

I love how easy it is to recharge with the small pin and also how easy it is to change the vibration modes! There are 5 vibration modes in regular, and then 5 for moving through out the toy. It feels very realistic like a tongue moving back and forth. Its so great for a beginner and even for someone more advanced. I have had toys for 6 years and this is very satisfying even on the lowest setting. Its great for being on the outer body and also putting some in because the head is not super big. 

This is a great brush for my dog! He has pretty short snd thin hair so I was surprised how much he got! I could tell he was unsure and nervous about it at first but when I kept using it on him he got to really like it! Its very helpful during the summer since its getting so hot and he has a dark colored coat. Its very easy to remove the hair off and very light weight. I can brush my dog's hair easily in 7-10 times before having to remove the hair. It caught the hair very well and very little ended up on the floor. I never thought much about using this on him since his hair is short and doesn't seem to get everywhere. So glad I have this now. I received this product at a discount in exchange for my honest review.

This is a great bib for baby or my toddler who is always messy, wipes his face or gets food all over it! It would be so nice for the drooling too from teething! I love the colors and it is a great set for gender neutral! The designs easily match a lot of outfits my sons wear and the snaps are easy to snap! There is extra settings for a nice a custom fit! I wish I had these when he was little to prevent neck rashes from milk dripping. It would've helped a lot but these are great. If he is face or hands is messy and not the bib i just use it as a washcloth. I always make sure to wash anything before use. The back helps it from being water resistant and absorbs the liquids very well. I received this product at a discount in exchange of my honest review.

This is a great product for watching my dog at night when he needs to go potty! It gets really dark and he blends in to the darkness! I like how the blue is really easy to see and it flashes at different speeds. Its so easy to clip on and off the collar with the ring. There are two sides so when my dog moves or shakes I can still see where he is easily. Its also pretty small and very light weight so its not too heavy on his neck. I like to keep it on him and before I let him out he can just go after I click it two times so it turns on. Its great that its not motion activated or I would keep seeing it flash! That would be so annoying. I received this product for free in exchange for my honest review.

This is a great hair brush straightener! Its so easy to use and so much time saved! I love the design of where the buttons are so i'm not accidentally decreasing or increasing while griping. The pink top bristles give it a beautiful look. The bristles are very long and can hold a lot of thick hair. If i go slowly i can make my hair be more wavy at the end. Its not heavy which makes it nice to use since my arms don't get tired. I received this product at a deep discounted price in exchange for my honest review.

 

When your baby won't sleep

Sometimes I was ready in the mood for some lovin, if you get what I mean, a good make me have a huge orgasm and a wild night which usually would've been blowjobs to eachother, choking, spanking and ass grabbing. Yum those were the days. Sometimes involved a camera or some make him hard lingerie to give him a remembrance of the night. 

Those were the days before we had a child, and yes we plan to have at least one, maybe two more.

Well now it's like my son is almost a toddler, which means more active mind and less cuddles and sex for me.

Well one of the things I do is give him a bath, turning off all the lights except the soothing nightlight or using a lullaby and being patient. 

Another one which I can't do is doing the old Cry it Out method. Oh my heart hurts just thinking about it. You know, you let the child cry and cry until he/she falls asleep. Sigh, big sigh.

Both can be so exhausting on the parent that by the time the child is asleep, you want to sleep too!

Now I personally think the best one is being with Grandma and going somewhere else but you can't always do that!

So as I cuddle him to sleep, hopefully I can get away and get a good one tonight.

Something very helpful is setting up that baby monitor and using it so you know when baby is moving or rolling that they might wake up and won't ruin the moment.

Svakom Lester

Just finished with myself with this toy by Svakom. It's the Lester or the Lucas I'm not sure because the description says Lucas but the box says Lester. Weird but whatever. At first I thought Vibrators with the rabbit clit part were pointless and I was trying to turn it so it got out of the way but then I was like ugh I can't even move this toy in and out. So i just let it sit and then became a small O that turned into a large O. I think I probably come too easily but during sex I can come more than once and not with a toy. Odd right? This one is much thicker and so the strength for the clip is so pleasurable! The toy itself was a bit more wider than my needs and so it felt like it was hard to move forwards and backwards repeatedly. When I finally let the clit part sit, then came my big O about 2 minutes in. 😂 yeah, When its just me it takes me only 5 mins max to do the whole bang again. From my personal opinion on a scale of 1-10 of how big that O was, well I was saying OH YES YES YES so I'd say about a 9 maybe 9.5. I'd rate this toy a 7 as far as the width is not right for me andI dont think that it's waterproof because of the plug isnt covered up. Its pretty attractive looking and gets very strong. I used the lowest setting since I dont like it too strong. You can use it for 48 hours, on a 2.5 charge. 

Playing every other day or every two days and so far the charge is still going! I love that it still turns on and feels amazing! I do have to stretch my vagina a bit though to use it comfortably but I love that it still works! Perfect for when my son is napping and I just need a quick make myself feel good!

The packaging is pretty simple and basic until you see the thing you wanted the most! It comes with a beautiful pouch and perfect for discretion. 

Disclosure: I bought this toy discounted and decided to do a review on it. This is not a sponsored review and I did not get this free.

MIA I'm Sorry

If this meant anything to you guys i'm sorry I have been MIA. The baby is now a toddler and that means less napping time . I am trying to be on more and so I could talk here. One of the things I need to figure out is doing things for me while also moving and packing. I'm moving into a new place and hopefully that means I can have my own room for all my goodies and dress ups! Sometimes I want to play and sometimes I want to be a bad little girl with him. I also just discovered this age play and I love it! I love role playing. So I bought a ton of collars, got some toys to review and hoping to get some kitty cat ears, fox tail plug, and maybe a ponytail plug, I can find it for a butt. Just wanted to keep you updated.

Sexy holiday

I just felt like creating a holiday gift guide for my hubby. He is wonderful. 

For him

Blow job in a super sexy outfit

Make a porn video just for him with your favorite toy.

Ask him what is his top favorite fantasy 

Hire a babysitter and make a romantic dinner. Dont be scared to get in the bath first and relax for your wild night

For Me:

Sex toy along with chocolate covered strawberries, my favorite lush bath products and a crotchless thong and 1/4 bra

Kitchenaid stand mixer

Dyson vacuum in a cute maid outfit that barely covers my ass and has a choker, stockings and while he walks in I can easily put it away and pay him some attention.

Leluv

The Leluv is an amazing store for adult toys and items which is made in the USA. They ship internationally as well! What makes it amazing is that you can pick and customize with every order. You can select the color and size to make it special just for you. The Leluv has a firm body and each is perfect for a new beginner in anal play. They are not made with silicone but ABS material. This meaning the toys are not flexible but more like a glass firmness with the safety to protect it from breaking. It's very easy to clean these toys and they're priced wonderfully! It's so fun to customize each one to my needs! I decided to go for the more Glow in the Dark fun design! Why not! We all need those don't we especially with the lights out? I recently discovered this wonderful store on etsy and loved their prices, choices and bought a few! Ordering is very easy to do, it's a simple drop down choice list and you can pay by Paypal or bank card.

The ones I purchased were the 6in Smoothie, Slim Ice Pocket Thunder, 6in Mr. Hearty Slim, Cock ring and a Mini Dildo. They are very fun to use and I love how they have different widths and have a slim girth available for someone with a narrow vagina. They have a huge range and the customer service through Etsy is very helpful and kind. I am happy to recieve a large bag after I placed a huge order! You can get all this for such a good price! Love Etsy!

Alex by BS Atelier

Bs Atelier is a online store featuring kink, health and leather. They have a range of dildos, plugs, leather and other items to help you enjoy your time. The dildos they have are truly a work of art, a heart at the base, paint splatter or a colorful stripe. It has brought the world of dildos a whole new color and in the most uplifting way. I personally love a range of toys to orgasm and pleasure myself to, and this is one of my favorites, if you like dildos more realistic looking they have that too! The packaging you received is a brown paper bag that says Bsisnice. It is very discreet and a wonderful surprise to receive! You would receive it coming from Spain and within Spain it would take about a week, a few more days if international. It is made from 100% handcrafted.


I received the Alex solid black with beautiful hearts around the base for my honest review. This review remains unbiased and absolutely my 100% honest opinion. This dildo is definitely a looker, I could look at it forever itching for another session! I chose this color because I love the beautiful hearts designed of love. It measures at 6in tall and a 1.25in in diameter. Short but powerful for G spot stimulation. The base made from BS Atelier is wide enough to use for their harnesses for hands free penetration for couples and also safe for anal! A perfect size for a anal beginner without being intimidated by the size. Made from 100% Silicone and very flexible. Complete this with the BS handcuffs for a rough and sensual night while your children are sleeping. It has definitely increased my life and being completely more open with my love. For someone who needs something wider definitely not in the case for me as this is a perfect diameter for my narrow and somewhat short vagina.

I love this company and am very thankful for sending me a beautiful product with so much beauty. The customer service is wonderful and absolutely a pleasure to speak to. I would love to see BS Atelier have beautiful bags to put these pieces of art away for discreet. I would pay extra money for a bag in a design just as beautiful.